...Kourtney. That's gotta really suck to break your wrist on the first day in the first challenge and have to be removed from the game. I'd be crushed to get that far into the audition process, get on the show, and then.....BAM! I wouldn't handle it well, that's for sure.


Really not sure what to make of the tribes yet. I don't like anyone right now, so there isn't that one person I wanna see go all the way to the end. But there are some hot chicks and by the looks of the preview for next week...Bikini's! The chicks better start working together and stop with the whining among themselves if they plan on getting farther into the game. The Tribal Council was very catty.

...Nina. I was not shocked at all that she went. There are far too many young chicks on the tribe that they are going to get rid of one of their "own" in the same age department. And she is just too abrasive to want to deal with 24/7. Also, she is a Cop and we know no one can trust a cop, regardless if it's in real life or on Survivor.



The women's tribe is a f ucking joke. I've never seen so much cattiness on one tribe, this early into the game than on this particular one. I think I have settled on who I want to win and it's based soley on her being Hot. I'm speaking of course about Chelsea. Yowzza!! Enjoy what she looks like now, because 10 episodes from now (if she is still on the show), she will be anorexic and look nasty as hell.

Also, I gotta say that Colton is the biggest idiot ever. Talk about suffering from low self-esteem issues. Him begging to be accepted by the women's tribe is pretty f ucking pathetic. He's so damn annoying. I'm surprised the chicks haven't already killed and buried his body out there.

...Matt. You are the absolute dumbest  f u c k e r  on the planet. I've never been more happier to see such a conceited POS like yourself get booted from the game so early.

Props to the girls for winning both the Reward and Immunity Challenge. There is no way hell the girls should have been able to win the Immunity Challenge. That was the biggest comeback I have ever seen on Survivor. Wow. Either you guys kick ass in puzzle or you went up against the the dumbest men's team of all time. That was just embarrassing.


I was pretty certain that Chelsea was outta there. Day 7 and she is already cracking and succumbing to the elements and her hands looked sickly after getting "waterlogged". Prune city. We need more sunshiny days so that she feels compelled to wear her bikini.

...Bill. I'm at a loss for words. The look on Jeff Probst face said it all. What the  f u c k ! The men's tribe is just making all men look stupid after tonight's episode. So, the guy's demolish the women's team in the Immunity Challenge and then decide to surrender the Idol so that they can go to Tribal Council and vote off one of their own. Geeze!!! Do they not understand how to play the game? If they want to vote one of their own off, at least just save it for when you get sent back to Tribal Council when you get your asses kicked by the girls and that's likely to happen again because the dudes are not dominating like they think they are. NEVER go willingly to Tribal Council! This game is unpredictable, so there is no need to make even more so.

Oh, if I hadn't said it already in this thread, I  f u c k i n g  HATE Colton. He is a worthless excuse for a human being and a closet racist. I feel bad for his housekeeper who obviously just got embarrassed nationwide by that ignorant white, rich preppy piece of  s h i t. F u c k  that  d o u c h e b a g!!! I hope somebody on the island kicks his ass. Oh, and while I'm on my rant, Tarzan is a bigger  f u c k i n g  hypocrite by telling people to judge people by what they "do" and not by the color of their skin, and yet he condones what Colton does to Bill. From where I'm sitting, everyone has every right to judge that little  f u c k f a c e  for what he is doing to Bill.  F u c k  you Tarzan!!




P.S.
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Cochran from last season. He was fun to watch and very interesting in his personal relationships with other tribe mates.  He could definitely school everyone on this season for sure.

...Monica. Another hottie bites the dust. Colton has no  f u c k i n g  idea how to play the game. You admit that you are now on the weaker tribe after the team switch up. So why the  f u c k  would you decimate your team even more? You won't even make it to the merge and I'm okay with that because you're....an idiot.

The Tribal Council was awesome. Watching Tarzan was a train wreck and I couldn't get enough. If he can bring that to the rest of the season, we got the makings of some memorable.....I don't know what, but  something memorable. Maybe another Agent Phil perhaps?

Yes, more Chelsea means more ScreenCaps. Sue me.