So long...

...Vince. Thank God there were enough people smart enough to vote his ass off. The guy is super creepy. Glad I won't have to sit through an entire season with that nimrod. Best part of the episode was of course Hali and Jennifer going skinny dipping. Please, more skinny dipping!!! So hot! That's really all there was to this episode. One of the pitfalls of having 3 Tribes to start off a season is that it takes longer to established who is who and what they have to offer because there is only so much airtime allowed per episode. Once it gets to the merge, that's when it will become more interesting as far as the social game is concerend. Anyway, more naked Hali and Jen!! 

So long...

...Lindsey and Max. For a 2 hour special event episode, there really wasn't anything particularly memorable about what transpired. It was just....meh. Lindsey, I am not sorry to see you go. You are annoying. But to be fair, her entire tribe is annoying and I really don't want to see anyone from the Blue Collar Tribe win it all. As for Max, his exodus was actually fun to see because the guy is 100% dumb....stupid......idiotic. What made his blindside at Tribal Council good is that he fancies himself the Professor of Suvivor. As I remember it, he actually teaches a course in College on......you guessed it....Survivor. For someone that is suppose to be smart, he failed at the game long before he ever step foot on the island and that is nothing that has happened in previous seasons even f*cking matters. You are playing the current crop of players, not those that have already done this. I still don't know who I even want in the top 3, let alone who I want to win it all. A lot of bad players this season.

So long...

...Kelly. Bummer. She was the only one that didn't annoy me and I was kinda leaning toward pulling for her to win it. Now that the merge has happened, things are hopefully going to get very very interesting and weed out the sh*tty players from the, well, less-sh*tty players. Still no one that has impressed me yet. A front runner though comes in the shaped of Jenn, who pulled off perhaps the best played Hidden Immunity Idol play ever. With 12 players sitting on the Council, I have never seen so many votes cast for one person and with her brilliant move, she made the others look like idiots. Haha.

So long...

...Joe. What a bummer. The only player worth cheering for is no longer in the game. As soon as he lost the Immunity Challenge, I knew it was over. So, now we are left with nothing but sh*tty players. There is no one left that I want to win the game. They all suck. With that said, I was surprised to see that Rodney can do some very impressive impressions of other cast-mates. But I still hate the dude and want to see him gone next week.

So long...

...Shirin. It was expected. But the Tribal Council was at least exciting to watch when Mike revealed that along with the Immunity Necklace, he has the Hidden Immunity Idol and would be giving it to her, thus forcing the "Tribe of 6" to vote against one another. But here's the rub, I for one never believed he would surrender the Idol to her because it's just something you don't do, especially with the amount of players left in the game. The Tribe of 6 called Mike's bluff and still voted for her. So, she is out. The interesting thing was that two people threw votes to Dan. This will set up some major paranoia next week. With Mike set to play his Hidden Idol next week should he not win the Immunity Challenge Necklace, they will have to start voting against their Tribe of 6. Should be good.

And the winner is....

Mike! Of the final 3, Mike was definitely the one I was pulling for to win. Not because I liked the guy, I didn't. He was just the lesser of the 3 and the most deserving. Hell, he is the most dominating player ever in Survivor history winning all those Immunity Challenges, which he absolutely needed in order to stay in the game. He was so hated by everyone else that I truly believed that even though he made it to the Final 3, I was sure the others on the Jury were going to through their votes to either Will or Mamacita just to spite him. So, you can imagine my surprise in how lopsided the vote was in his favor. It wasn't even close.

Loved the Reunion Show, especially when Jeff Probst DESTROYED Dan on the air in calling him out in front of the entire world and making him out to be a douche nozzle. I bet he never expected that Jeff would use unaired/unedited footage of Dan in proving to the world that he is a misogynistic pig. You just got bamboozled!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Game set match!