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The Daily Show ftw!!!
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The Colbert Report ftw!!!
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Both Shows Rock!!!
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 09:20:26 am »
As told by Matt Damon to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show last night. I'm recounting this as best as I can from memory. Hopefully it comes across just as funny.

Matt: My father told me a story about a Grizzly Bear back in 1986...almost 25 years ago when he went up to Alaska. He was being shown around Alaska by a Guide and he noticed him carrying a .44 Magnum in a holster, but the sight on the gun was filed down. My father asked the Guide if the gun was for bears and the Guide said it was. My father asked him if he could ask a question about the gun? The Guide said "Sure". Why is the sight filed down? The Guide said "After I shoot the bear, it will hurt a lot less when the bear shoves the gun up my ass".

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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2011, 05:50:16 am »

A blast from the past. I'm going through serious withdrawals with this 2 week vacation of his. Anyway, stay all the way to the end for the punchline. Worth every second it takes to get there.


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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 10:49:38 am »
Stephen Colbert New Super PAC Ad for South Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UOGKO7tM34&feature=related

Mitt the Ripper (Stephen Colbert's Super PAC Campaign AD)



The Mitt The Ripper AD is particularly funny.

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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2012, 12:47:02 pm »
Episode 47 (Jan 19, 2012)



Vote Herman Cain 'Easter Egg'


Stephen Colbert


Carrie Rebora Barratt


'Presidential Jewels'


Stephen Colbert & James Taylor


This was one of the best episodes this season so far. What was already a kick ass episode got bumped to another level with James Taylor on stage. Great duet between him and Colbert. And let's not forget Carrie Rebora Barratt. She seemed to be having a good time and I certainly wouldn't object to her giving me a tour around the museum.
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2012, 11:24:47 pm »
Comedian Colbert Campaigns Day Before SC Primary



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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2012, 11:35:47 pm »
Stephen Colbert Visits Morning Joe



This is gold.

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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2012, 06:41:55 am »
That was pretty damn good
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2012, 02:46:52 pm »
Season 8 Episode 55

Thank God It's Stephen Colbert




Dave Bickler




Although Dave Bickler, original singer for Survivor, was a good sport in "getting back" at Newt Gingrich for using Eye Of The Tiger in his campaign without authorization. But Dave's new version was horrible. Really bad. Must listen to the original song to get that bad taste out of my mouth.
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2012, 09:14:45 am »
Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012




This was probably the single funniest moment ever on The Daily Show. How Ricky Gervais managed to segue into Panda and Racoon sex and get it on the air is a mystery to me. So damn funny no matter how you look at it.
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2012, 09:24:02 am »
Hey, I've been turning this on lately at night and missed this moment. All I saw was John and Rick laughing hard. Thanks for the link.

Oh gawd, that was funny. John just rolled with it. Ricky brought it on.
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2012, 08:51:44 am »
‘Colbert Report’ Suspended Without Explanation

Last nights as well as today episode of The Colbert Report were cancelled. Why, it's anybody's guess. This bites because TCR had just come back from yet another week long vacation.

*Sigh*

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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2012, 10:01:10 pm »
Conan Forgives Chinese Rip-Off Show "Da Peng"



This is awesome!!
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2012, 08:15:12 pm »
The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart Loses Delta Ads




Even I thought that segment was a bit racy and really pushing the envelope when it originally aired, even for The Daily Show. But I had forgotten all about it till the news about fallout from said segment came about.
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Re: The Daily Show Vs. The Colbert Report
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2012, 11:07:43 am »
'Fierce 5' do gymnastics for Colbert



I thought this was a pretty cool surprise when I was watching the episode.
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