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Demonic Denise (Full House)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rIc6cUBajw
Admit it, this gave you a laugh. Well, it was funny to me.
;D
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Two Old Men, Worst Fight Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sua8VL_4x90
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World's Drunkest Guy Ever (With Original Audio)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxigORGJKOw&feature=related
World's Drunkest Guy Ever (With Music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIp3PAFeXPw
I will never get tired of watching this. Originally saw it over at the other site. P.S. I have never thought the word 'drunkest' has ever sounded right, regardless of how it's used in a sentence. Just sayin'.
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one of my fav's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEfU47QY_k
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Haha. I remember that one from America's Funniest Home Videos.
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A heart breaking historically relevant story that must be told!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7d1f3b33e7/gamechangers-ep-3-a-legend-in-the-booth-with-hank-azaria
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I don't care what you say... always funny
People of Walmart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/)
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Jim Carrey (The Larry Sanders Show)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8DLbAQGg6I
Having just got finished watching my Larry Sanders marathon, I thought this scene was particularly funny. I just don't know exactly where to post this. So, for the time being, I guess this thread will have to suffice.
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Does anyone else find it funny when fat people talk about their ailments, for instance, complaining they have weak knees.
Really? Weak knees is the problem?
How about... You're fat. Yes, your knees are weak because they're holding up a ton of fat.
This just happened to me. It was so hard not blurting out what I just thought.
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Sorry to hear you have weak knees Mac. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/rimshot.gif)
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Oh yea, it's not just my weak knees. It's a bad day to stop doing crack.
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Final Examination
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all
questions. Time Limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.
1) H I S T O R Y
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the
present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on
its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical
impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise,
and specific.
2) M E D I C I N E
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and
a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
3) P U B L I C S P E A K I N G
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the
classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except
Latin or Greek.
4) B I O L O G Y
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years
earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the
English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.
5) M U S I C
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute
and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
6) P S Y C H O L O G Y
Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed
frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias,
Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your
evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
7) S O C I O L O G Y
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end
of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
8) M A N A G E M E N T S C I E N C E
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why?
Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial
decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each
terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications
interface and all necessary control programs.
9) E N G I N E E R I N G
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed
in a box onyour desk. You will also find an instruction manual,
printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be
admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is
appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
10) E C O N O M I C S
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt.
Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas:
Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light.
Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this
method from all possible points of view. Point out the
deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your
answer to the last question.
11) P O L I T I C A L S C I E N C E
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War
III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
12) E P I S T E M O L O G Y
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.
13) P H Y S I C S
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an
evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on
science.
14) P H I L O S O P H Y
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its
significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of
thought.
15) G E N E R A L K N O W L E D G E
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
* * E X T R A C R E D I T * *
Define the universe; give three examples.
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Random Jogger Follows Cenk In Los Angeles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUns_j7zGNA
I found this to be very funny.
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Creepy, but funny to hear it
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Drunk Dude Vs Automatic Glass Door
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvhragnvcsE
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Dayum, why couldn't the door crush him to death. Dumbass drunk
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Government can grab cell phone location records without warrant, appeals court says (http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/30/19781508-government-can-grab-cell-phone-location-records-without-warrant-appeals-court-says?lite)
OK, the core of this is because of Privacy and how it's getting all distorted, abused and flying out of control.
But it's under comedy because of the comments. There are so many great comments, many of them on how to work around the privacy issue, is just too creative and funny.
Just one example of the comments section (http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/30/19781508-government-can-grab-cell-phone-location-records-without-warrant-appeals-court-says#comments)
Darth Vader.
Hey guys, Darth Vader here,
This really isn't that big of a deal, I mean I can pretty much read your mind anyway... So yeah, no biggie! But realistically it's a good thing that I know what you're thinking. I mean one time I heard (with my mind, of course) my little daughter say in her mind, "man that han solo is so cute but he just calls me fat! i bet i could make him jealous if i kissed luke in front of him!". She said that... IN HER MIND! She is like flipping 3! or maybe 4.... oh i dont know. I mean the emperor has me doing so much stuff these days. So, anyway, I was like "hey you little kids, I'm splitting you up right now". I sent Luke to live with his uncle... A real dorky farmer in the desert (what a loser), and I sent Leah to live with some really rich people on some blue planet. The best part about it... NO CHILD SUPPORT! Haha, yeah! Mama Vader didn't raise no fool! High Five! So the kids are gone, they will never have that weird kiss... Ever! And I get a ton of time to hang out with the guys. Life is good now. Me and the guys do so many activities together. And they're always like "hey Darth, how come you always get all the ladies?" And I'm like "oh I can just read their minds". Haha, they think its a joke, but I really can! Haha, good times. But yeah, I get A LOT of chicks! Oh, and today I got this super cool new cape! Looks really classy!
Anyway... NSA...Phone tapping... NO BIG DEAL
With love, Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith
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Hahahahahahahaha. Darth Vader for the win!! (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/darth.gif)
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Trained my dog....
(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/trained-my-dog-to-impersonate-six-political-sex-scandals-at-the-same-time.jpg)
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This made me smile...
Ellen Degeneres - Andy and Amy's Haunted House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXZ6K21wvZM#t=133
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This made me smile...
Ellen Degeneres - Andy and Amy's Haunted House
STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!!!!
I laughed so hard tears wear rolling down my face. I'm definitely gonna watch this again. Awesome find!
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This nailed it for me. ;D
Image of the Day: How fans and non-fans differ when watching Marvel movies
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_in_content_image/public/MarvelFanNonFanComic_0.jpg?itok=KX9kAzkQ)
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(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/Laughing.gif)(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/Laughing.gif)(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/Laughing.gif)
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That sort of thing is always in my head, which is why I make an effort not to talk about stuff.
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Why men use Post-it's
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(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/Chiprocks1/Smilies/0%20All%20Smilies/rimshot.gif)
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Why I was going through the jobs ad is unknown, but ran across this rather inventive posting for a graphic designer…
... it is currently open
Graphic Designer (Entry Level / Full Time) (Chesterfield)
Cat5 Commerce is a young, fast-growing technology company with less than 50 employees. We own and operate a handful of niche online retail stores, including TacticalGear.com and RunningShoes.com, where a completely custom software powers our front-end user experience. For customer acquisition and retention, we employ sophisticated digital marketing techniques that combine search, social and email.
We're seeking a graphic designer who has an unhealthy obsession with designing marketing emails. If you want to know what this job is about, it is creating emails times infinity. You will literally be in "email hell." You will create emails until your fingers fall off, and you go blind. Just when you thought you've created enough emails, you will be asked to create more emails. You will eat, drink and dream about emails. When you are not designing emails, you will be reading emails. If a moment passes and you haven't been thinking about emails, something will be very wrong with the universe
Craigslist (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/med/4270601931.html)
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It starts off with a band... Let me pretend I have your attention just for a few moments.
Hilarious SWA Flight attendant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM
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(http://lolheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1201.jpg)
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Hahahaha. The Kid just got SCHOOLED!
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What happened to my post? I see nothing to the one your replying to?
I see everything else, except it's blank where a posting of anything should be.
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If you're referring to the Comic Strip with the Dad wearing his jeans low, it's on the previous page and I see it just fine. No 'Blank' or missing image.
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Nope, for some reason, my page is displaying blank on on that post.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Macarina/blank_zpsbf0d67b0.png) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Macarina/media/blank_zpsbf0d67b0.png.html)
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Just checked again. Still there. Not sure what's happening. Sometimes when a image doesn't load, I usually hit refresh a couple of times till it 'takes' and loads.
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I changed the origin of the comic. Getting it from somewhere else.
That was weird.
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I'm not afraid to admit I laugh at Will Ferrell on occasion. This is one of those times. This is is fun...
Will Ferrell takes on Red Hot Chili Peppers' Chad Smith in epic drum-off on 'The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y
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(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1092/9421/original.jpg?w=480&h)
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lol
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Get away from her, You B Word
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/aliens_b_word/1.png) (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/aliens_b_word)
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I see what you did there...
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/picdump-1180-16-1.jpg)
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/picdump-1181-17-1.jpg)
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/funny-girl-knitted-brain-hat-1.jpg)
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Hahaha. All of them were good.
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This guys is very funny. Hit's home on so many levels. You young'ns might enjoy it too.
Fritz Coleman - Weathercaster
Aging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR2qZ0A8vic
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How short people fight tall people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGSrpkbjEqY
This makes me laugh every time I watch it.
;D
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Bazinga
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While we're on the subject of short people...
(http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1a75991cd1/tiny-detectives-with-kate-mara-and-ellen-page)
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More... I see what you did there (http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2014/09/26/i-see-what-you-did-there-18-pics-5/#more-106459)
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Those were pretty good! :)
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How New York City Works
Posted June 17, 2014 by Joshua M Brown (http://thereformedbroker.com/2014/06/17/how-new-york-city-works/)
Me: What’s your problem?
Him: Nothing, still trying to sell this stupid apartment…
Me: So? Sell it.
Him: Not so simple, getting lowballed and the brokers coming up with buyers are really just trawling for the listing.
Me: What do you mean lowballed? What are you asking?
Him: One million.
Me: There’s your problem right there.
Him: What do you mean? It’s a junior four in the East 70’s with one bath, what should I ask for?
Me: Ten million dollars.
Him: What the hell are you talking about? It has one bedroom and a dining room that converts to a smaller bedroom.
Me: So what? Its’s New York City, just list it at $10 million and watch the buyers roll in to fight over it.
Him: Dude…
Me: No, trust me. Once you list something over $10 million, your bring out a whole new class of buyer. People who don’t even get out of bed for a million dollar listing. The only people coming to look at a one million dollar apartment in Manhattan are hobos. Right off the freight car from New Jersey. You don’t want to deal with these people – they need, like, mortgages and ****. You want to deal with the ten million crowd, trust me. They show up with a check and a pen.
Him: Yes, fine, but it’s not worth ten million…
Me: It’s worth whatever you say it’s worth! This is New York City in 2014 – the way it works is you name the most ridiculous price you can think of and, out of thin air, a hundred people who are dying to pay it just materialize and start making offers. Homes, buildings, clothing, shoes, artwork, companies, office space, gym memberships, jewelry, groceries, meals, a round of drinks – money is literally no object anymore, you’re restricted only by your own imagination.
Him: I really doubt that –
Me: Yo! Let me tell you a question: Shut up!
Him: What? That doesn’t even make sense –
Me: Look man, New York City is a magical land where people just make up a price and then buyers kick the door down and start paying it. My friend has five kids, all at a Manhattan private school, do you know what he pays?
Him: How much?
Me: $46,000. Per kid. Quarter million a year for school. Not including school trips, school uniforms, athletic equipment and donation drives. Forty **** six thousand dollars per kid, for eight months a year. And do you know where that number came from?
Him: No…
Me: He doesn’t either. No one does. It’s based on nothing. Why not $45,000 or $51,000? No reason. Someone came up with $46,000 and everyone just said fine and paid it. I bet if they were to double that price, they’d still fill the school with kids and parents who just don’t give a damn or are too busy to argue. That’s how New York City works. Also, nobody wants to be seen arguing or questioning the price for anything. They just pay. It’s amazing. No where else in America is there anything like this. If you can’t sell an apartment for a price unconnected to reality here, I don’t know what to say.
Him: I don’t know…
Me: And I’ll tell you another thing – lose that “East 70’s” crap, nobody wants to hear that! There’s no cache in East 70’s. If your neighborhood doesn’t have a name – like NoHo or DUMBO or TriBeCa, you might as well kill yourself.
Him: But it doesn’t.
Me: Sure it does. You live in TBAG.
Him: What?
Me: TBAG – Two Blocks from Atlantic Grill. That’s your hot, up-and-coming neighborhood’s name. Get a reporter from New York Magazine to use the term TBAG in an article somewhere, they’re basically out of things to write anyway, they’ll do it. Tell people you’re getting another SoulCycle next door and a new branch of Lavo up the street and then sell the place to a Russian or a Chinese guy for $10 million.
Him: I guess I never thought of that. Will give it a shot.
Me: Oh wait…
Him: What?
Me: I’m sorry.
Him: WHAT?
Me: I’m just getting word on Curbed.com, TBAG’s no longer a hot neighborhood.
Him: But you just made that **** up two seconds ago!
Me: Look man, I can’t control the trendiness of your loser neighborhood. You had your window of opportunity and you pissed it away. You’e probably going to die in that apartment. Get used to it.
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I like this guy (and his kids) and the humor.
A Father and His Kids Build Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet Out of LEGO
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/legojet5-750x647.jpg)
Animator John Wray and his two kids posted a series of adorable photos of themselves pretending to build Wonder Woman’s famous invisible jet out of LEGO. The photos show detailed versions of the LEGO box and instructions for the set, the “invisible” pieces themselves, and the proud family holding the finished product.
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/legojet4-750x575.jpg)
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/legojet3-750x575.jpg)
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/legojet2-750x610.jpg)
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/legojet1-750x599.jpg)
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I so wanna get this shirt
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Y686oHA-1.jpg)
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OK, I laughed a lot at this.
At times, Pitt seems to be trying hard not to crack up; at other times, he looks appalled. But he manages to make a pitch for his charity, Make It Right, and for his new movie, Fury – even if Zach pronounces it "Furry."
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis: Brad Pit (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/83609486f9/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-brad-pitt)
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I so wanna get this shirt
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Y686oHA-1.jpg)
Same here. ;D
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Keri Frey-Owings "Dating Game" (with Pee Wee Herman)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z-Vc0_zG4I
You can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. I'm surprised that this show ever existed let alone was something I actually watched when I was a tyke. The most disturbing thing in this clip is not Pee Wee, but the fact that there were dudes that actually dressed up as Barry Gibb just to score with the ladies.Apparently it worked.
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Honest view of a baby
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/50S2newborndiagram3-1.jpg)
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This is damn funny...
Steve Harvey's Favorite Bad Family Feud Answers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Jw3m2Pa7c
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Grandmas Smoking Pot For The First Time - TYT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHhOeoSHs-4&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ
Didn't know where to post this. Since it made me laugh enough times, figured this was the appropriate thread.
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The comments are awesome...
Amazon Users Have Fun Reviewing $120,000 TV (http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2014/11/30/amazon-users-have-fun-reviewing-120000-tv/#more-112543)
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(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/funny-diversity-Fox-News-hosts-533x1024.jpg)
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The comments are awesome...
Amazon Users Have Fun Reviewing $120,000 TV (http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2014/11/30/amazon-users-have-fun-reviewing-120000-tv/#more-112543)
Hahahahahahahaha! Good read. ;D
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I've seen something like this before but it's making the rounds again so I thought i'd share it. Airplane Vs Zero Hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BjU-e01zQ4
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I did not know that.
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UNFORTUNATELY, BIZARRE, BRILLIANTLY, UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS ADS (http://www.lostateminor.com/2013/03/26/unfortunately-bizarre-brilliantly-unintentionally-hilarious-ads/)
All of these are great and had me grinning ear to ear.
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Some of those were great
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The Hidden Texts Between Kanye West and Beck After The Grammys (http://news.iheart.com/articles/national-trending-pop-104650/the-hidden-texts-between-kanye-west-13243281/)
Now THIS is f*cking funny!!
Hahahahaha!
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Good one
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More 'I See What You Did There' (http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2015/02/12/i-see-what-you-did-there-19-pics/#more-118944)
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hNY6LZd-1.jpg)
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Dana Carvey Impersonates John Lennon & Paul McCartney Discussing Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0fIlWwxpI&index=42&list=PLp2e7UfInEgmB-5r4rtQOEsq-H-mNmQhk
Hahahaha! This is great! Dana Carvey for the win! I just wish there was more.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Windshield Wiper Curl Gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jSRAi4HsSM
Haha. I found this quite humorous. Ya gotta give it up for the person that thought this up and then executed it to perfection.
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Guy Falling for 9 Seconds (http://imgur.com/blog/2015/02/20/guy-falling-for-9-seconds/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x84GKqcpY4E
I can't stop laughing!! So damn funny! The link has more.
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This just **** me up...
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/b5DRqkZ.jpg)
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Bike Chain Wash (https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit)
(https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/m9oMqsosvWCmXVJr2rh2/ZU-1315x789/v1/c700x420.jpg)
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bd1d89aeb22ffa6d3a20ba35c9b3ef05_650x.jpg)
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(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-receipt-Arbys-misspell-name-1.jpg)
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If Car Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmQE4qdb9fg
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If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop Goes the Weasel” over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.
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Damm1t, the "Coffin is moving" scene from the UK Death At A Funeral isn't on Youtube! Perfect response to that joke.
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That is a good joke indeed.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/99/8b/a3/998ba33a33a7091ebb2d4b4031ef1b2e.jpg)
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The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2015 (hour + long-- watch it on Roku or SmartTV is you can).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxA_5X4YAIs
I've never seen a game show where one of the contestants tries to stage a coup during the taping, but here it is.
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Saving to Roku now....
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"Back from the dead."
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12924587_1169574393073312_291078873465402315_n.jpg?oh=fe4aa3f3d15241d0c1b28b02cdbeb6ef&oe=57BFFE21)
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Ohmygawd... That is so awesome. I mean awesome. I laughed out loud with a great belly laugh.
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(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/pdl_qw.jpg)
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Cursing without cursing
https://youtu.be/Dp6Nl0Jdk_w
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This is what Anger sounds like underwater...
https://youtu.be/2ia376QKMHM
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Some of these are just fantastic.
Ultimate News Fails Compilation 2016
https://youtu.be/gdr6Y39CQYc
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Yeah, this happened.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZszGuPV4AIWvI5.jpg:large)
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lol
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The Two Ninnies. So much wonderful rude language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUF-CUlst34
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Alan Partridge's e-mail he sent to everyone at the BBC to announce his return.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0PdrxdWwAAjPJi.jpg)
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH - FUNNY Mightyduck Vines Compilation (Impossible!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7FkGQ0ATmw
This is hilarious sh*t right here.