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Title: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 17, 2014, 10:03:33 pm
Dating Naked (Season 1)

Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 17, 2014, 10:03:56 pm
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 17, 2014, 10:22:41 pm
Episode 1

Okay, I just watched the first episode. I was somewhat interested in this new series which basically rips off a few ideas from different shows. What comes to mind is a hodgepodge of Survivor, Naked and Afraid, Blind Date and any of the numerous Real World seasons that try their best to get camera time by getting naked. I love Survivor, didn't care for Naked and Afraid, would occasionally tune into Blind Date when it was on and only recently got back int Real World after a 6 year hiatus. So, I really didn't know what to expect with this episode.

I was actually surprise that there was so much naked ass throughout the hour long episode, but I found it very odd that they (VH1) would blur everything else out. Um, isn't a naked ass in the same category as naked-everything else? Exactly. I get why they can get away with it and I also get why VH1 would really push being allowed to naked ass because as a "Dating Game" alone, it would absolutely fail and disappear with countless other shows using the same format. But you put in some incredibly hot women and with the knowledge of knowing you will get to see them naked, people will tune in.

As for how I felt about this episode in particular, I actually liked the premise. Two people (Joe and a Wee Wee. Yes, that's her name) go on three dates total, one with each other and then with two other different dates with with two other people of the opposite sex. At the end of the hour, they have to choose who they want to continue on with. Mix into the bulk of the episode is watching each date and seeing how they deal with being naked and whether they connect or not. All 3 dudes were idiots. Why any girl would go out with them is a mystery. The 3 chicks on the other hand looked great. Wee Wee seemed to be the most sincere. Jasmine was the ultimate winner in the looks department. Smoking hot and an amazing ass that I never got tired of seeing in all it's glory. But she was a player and I didn't like her personality. Chrissy just was.....strange and very standoffish at times. Didn't like her either.

The show is going for the lowest common denominator. It's not going to win awards for sure and they aren't try to reinvent the wheel. They are just giving the public in full what other shows have teased for years. I think Dating Naked will definitely become a water cooler show and people will talk about it....good and bad. I will stick around and see who ends up on the show. Not gonna rate the episode or any episode for that matter as it's not needed.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 24, 2014, 10:16:19 pm
Episode 2

The second episode was just awkward to say the least. But it was still fun to watch because of the dude's inability to "connect" with any of the chicks they put in front of him. Sure, he ended up choosing the 3rd chick in the end. But that was more of a consolation prize because the first two chicks basically told him nothing was ever going to happen with them. As for the Blond Chick, she was a bit hard to read. She was very standoffish and then basically became a party girl with the 2nd guy (sex was implied) and then ended up choosing the 3rd guy. Couldn't get a read whatsoever.

One thing I noticed....or think I noticed while watching the Original Run is that they showed all the girls asses (AWESOME btw!), which I expected. I bring this up because I caught a rerun of the first episode in the middle of the day a few days ago and EVERYTHING was blurred out. So, my guess is that the Original Run will have the 'somewhat uncensored' version as well as OnDemand (which I confirmed personally that it does) and any other airings during midday will be 'Completely Censored'. I will have to test that theory tomorrow or whenever it airs again.

FYI, the Blond chick as slammin' hot booty!  ;D
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on July 31, 2014, 10:14:18 pm
Episode 3

This episode was all about Diane. Besides being easy on the eyes, she actually was interesting to watch, even if her first two dates were very awkward. But you could see that she was trying to pull teeth and get to something deeper than just what was on the surface. Her first date with the Meathead was a joke. He was and is a joke. The epitome of what gives guys a bad name. Same goes for her third date. That leaves her second date as the most fun to watch. The dude really has no skills whatsoever and he because he was incredibly nervous (being naked and being on a date with an incredibly hot girl), he just wouldn't shut up. Naturally you end up pulling for the self anointed nerd. In the end Diane chose him because she saw through the playa's.

Katy was a train wreck and damn fun to watch. Her meltdown at the end was something you couldn't take your eyes off. It might have something to do with her being rejected twice and still couldn't get any action. I did like how she told the producers of the show to f*ck off and then told the host that she should be getting naked, something I myself have been wanting to see myself. Oh, my theory I talked about last time proved correct. Daytime reruns of the episode are censored 100%. Nighttime....50%.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Mac on August 01, 2014, 06:30:00 am
{Face Palm}
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 07, 2014, 10:04:51 pm
Episode 4

All 3 girls on this episode were haaaaaaaaaawt! I'm not one that goes for tattoo chicks, Camille being the one going on 3 dates is the tattoo chick, but this one was very cute. But it was the other two chicks that I really liked. Kristen, who by the way is incredible looking and I really doubt she has problems getting dates. For 42, she looks better than most 20 year olds. And Michelle. Yowzza! Super hot and the best thing is she's from Chula Vista (20 minutes from San Diego). Must. Meet. Her!  ;D

Oh. There were 3 dudes as well. Who gives the f*ck. Get off my show you idiots! Chuck is the king of idiots. He is beyond dumb and for someone like that to have the good fortune of dating 3 hot girls like that, naked....on a beach,!!!!
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 14, 2014, 10:03:20 pm
Episode 5

Candace is cute as a button. A country girl. Kinda of tomboy given the activities she likes. I'd definitely would want to do all those with her. Naturally she looks good and has a great ass, but it's her personality that draws you in. How the f*ck she is single is a mystery. Even though this is suppose to be Candace's episode, the talk about Diana tomorrow is what's going to dominate the conversation. What a train wreck.....what an uggo! I was laughing when she said that Candace was blah and that she was in fact the Glamour Queen. Oh hell no! Seriously, one of the most hideous looking chicks ever. The third Chick was Amber and she was the complete opposite....a knockout who looked like an Amazonian Supermodel. Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!! With that said, I would pick Candace in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 21, 2014, 10:09:14 pm
Episode 6

This episode SUCKED! Everyone was taking this sh*t way too serious. There was no fun whatsoever.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Mac on August 22, 2014, 07:30:15 am
Just briefly read some woman contestant on the show is suing the program because they displayed her mommy parts. Something about she realizes what she was signing up for, but clearly stating the intimate parts would be blurred out. Now she’s saying she’s now in an embarrassing situation.


She should be slapped all about the head with the guys Johnson for just being that stupid.

Do we have a stupid thread? She’s not a douche, but sure is testing the waters.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 22, 2014, 07:33:13 am
We can start a Stupid Thread. It's warranted. As for the contestant suing, what the f*ck did she think she was signing up for? You have a link to it so I can read it?
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Mac on August 22, 2014, 09:19:13 am
Dating Naked Contestant Suing (
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 22, 2014, 09:41:01 am
Ahhhh. So she's the one that's suing. I can't remember if I wrote about it, but yeah, there was one shot where she kneels on the beach and you get an eyeful of her from behind. It was quite lovely.  ;D Even I was shocked that it got by the 'Blurry Department'. But still, you can't sue them on the idea that she's gonna be seen naked. Well, at least her ass that is.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Mac on August 22, 2014, 09:45:40 am
Someone pointed out that the contract read pixelization of the private parts at all times. Ok, they screwed up.

But I don't buy into the embarrassing, distress angle at all. Pure money grab with a huge dash of notoriety.

i just hope if this goes to trial the judge recognizes the obvious scam and does something about it. Then again, we are talking about judges... sheeesh.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 22, 2014, 09:48:16 am
Dating Naked crotch shot: Jessie Nizewitz suing Viacom for showing her box on national TV

The thumbnail shot in the video is the scene in question I was talking about. Obviously it has been blurred since then. Boooooooooo!!! I wouldn't be surprised that this is all a publicity stunt to generate awareness for the show. Would it shock me to find out that Viacom has given her cash if she went along with this "lawsuit" with a cash settlement waiting for her in the end? Nope.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 28, 2014, 10:12:26 pm
Episode 7

This episode was a joke for a few reasons. For starters, I'm still scratching my head in how they are picking their contestants to do the show. Everyone they pick (be it guys and gals) have some major issues. And in this particular case, EVERYONE just came off looking really bad based on their personalities and their views on life and what they want in a relationship. I think the biggest offender was with Liddy. So, she goes on a date with AJ and they mutually agree that there wasn't anything there and to go their separate ways. That was Date #1. But as soon as Liddy sees that he is dating a stripper with the biggest melons ever to seep through pixelation, suddenly she wants him. But he has moved on, no matter how hard she tried to get his attention. The very next day she is angry with him and saying that he "blew it" with her by not picking up on her signals. Uh, what the f*Ck is wrong with this picture? You mutually agreed to go another direction and then you're gonna blame him for not "reading your mind". That's whack! And that's basically every chick on the planet and why we are different in so many ways. Lets get some realy people on this show that actually are serious about meeting someone. The fact that they both ended up "together" at the end was bullsh*t.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Mac on August 29, 2014, 05:49:27 am
So Chip, would you go on this show? Nekkid?
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on August 29, 2014, 06:11:40 am
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 04, 2014, 10:11:19 pm
Episode 8

Moenay Vs. Stephanie. That's basically what this episode boils down to. Who is hotter. Moenay is a gorgous blacks chick who I would definitely want a shot at. And Stephanie, she is the prototypical Jersey Girl. Big hair, bit  t i t s   and big ass.....all perfect in my eyes. The problem comes to the forefront when she opens her mouth. The helium voice is beyond irritating, it makes her look even dumber than she is. But that's not the kicker. It's her nasty yellow stained teeth. No way in hell I would kiss that! Ugh! NEVER! She really had nothing to offer other than eye candy. Moenay on the other hand is actually looking for the right thing. Unfortunately she got the short end of the stick. One of her dates stood her up and quite the show. I'm sure he is kicking himself right now, most likely having watched this episode to see exactly what he missed out on. Fortunately for her and for me, the show is inviting her back in a future episode to give her another shot. Me seeing her naked ass again is a-okay in my book!  ;D The other chick on the show, Shealyn was......( Not a fan of pasty white chicks with ugly tats and lesbian hairstyles.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 11, 2014, 09:38:01 pm
F*ck, I forgot that today was Thursday. I missed tonight episode. Gotta catch it on OnDemand.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 14, 2014, 11:36:38 am
Episode 10

Another episode, another 3 hot chicks. The main dater is Juliet, who I liked. She has a great personality and speaks with a british accent, with a hint of a lisp, which I thought was cute. She looked great as well. Very interesting episode because it basically points out two sides of the coin on why most dating shows don't work. On one hand you have people genuinely looking for love and on the other hand you have those that just want to "win it" be being chosen. This episode also highlights that most of the dudes that end up on the show are nothing more than douches, idiots and assholes and don't deserve the chance at dating 3 hot chicks. One guy that was "vying" for the heart of Juliet ends up flirting with one of the other second date chicks. Not only that, he disses Juliet in front of everyone and then proceeds to flirt and make out with the other chick. But it was no surprise that the next day he "apologizes" to her and then promptly ask her to pick him when she makes her choice. Is it no wonder that the male population gets a bad rap? The good guys have to suffer for the poor social skills these dumb f*cks exhibit.

Out of the mess that we see, two great things happened. 1, Juliet picked the right guy. They seemed to have a great connection with each other. But the best moment was when the Marine guy (who has no game whatsoever and thought he was above doing this show) chose Jacqueline as the girl he wanted to date beyond the show. Why is this great? Because for the first time in the history of the show, she flat out refused him. Hahahahaha! The look on his face was priceless.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 24, 2014, 08:48:46 am
The Wedding

This episode may have been called 'The Wedding', but it was more of a reunion episode than anything else. Bringing back all the people that did the show into one setting was interesting. Well, it was certainly more interesting then the actual couple getting married. Can't stand either one of them. Ashley, or whatever her name is, annoys me and I think that producer of the show felt the same way because for someone that the entire episode is based around, the Bride and Groom had almost no screen time by comparison to the other people....which I was perfectly okay with.
Title: Re: Dating Naked (Season 1 - 2014)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on September 25, 2014, 10:11:45 pm
The Lost Episode

Short season. This is the last one I think and this one in particular was the Pilot episode sell the idea of what the series would be, even if in fact they never intended to air it....until now that is. The format is the same, but it was actually reversed. Instead of the two people (Guy and Girl) dating each other first, they went on dates with other people and then the final date was with each other. It was interesting to see this reversal because after each of their dates, they would meet at the cabana and talk to each other their respective dates (likes and dislikes). I think this gave them ample time to connect and get to know each other in a way they wouldn't....couldn't with their dates. So when tney end up choosing each other, it was a no-brainer and that's why I think they switched it to the current format because there was no "who will they pick" mystery. We all knew beforehand.

Anyway, I really liked Stacy (one of the "other" dates). Cute as a button. They kicker is that she's from San Diego. Gotta keep my eyes peeled for her. I'd definitely date her for sure.