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The Lobby => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Chiprocks1 on October 06, 2011, 08:03:11 am

Title: Steve Jobs (1955-2011)
Post by: Chiprocks1 on October 06, 2011, 08:03:11 am
Steve Jobs Battle

Remembering Steve Jobs

Apple Visionary

He has definitely left a lasting legacy. Too young to leave though. RIP

Title: Re: Steve Jobs (1955-2011)
Post by: Mac on October 07, 2011, 12:32:10 pm
The Onion - (****-he-was-doing,26268/)

Last American Who Knew What The **** He Was Doing Dies

October 6, 2011 | ISSUE 47•40

CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the **** he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56. "We haven't just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we've literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his **** together and knew what the hell was going on," a statement from President Barack Obama read in part, adding that Jobs will be remembered both for the life-changing products he created and for the fact that he was able to sit down, think clearly, and execute his ideas—attributes he shared with no other U.S. citizen. "This is a dark time for our country, because the reality is none of the 300 million or so Americans who remain can actually get anything done or make things happen. Those days are over." Obama added that if anyone could fill the void left by Jobs it would probably be himself, but said that at this point he honestly doesn’t have the slightest notion what he’s doing anymore.